But lately, when I've been waking up (at 4:30am) - I've been noticing that there are several distinct stages to the wake up process.
Stage 1) Denial.
Is that my alarm clock?! There is absolutely no way that it is already 4:30. I just barely fell asleep.
Stage 2) Snooze.
9 minutes more sleep will make my life better. Just 9 more minutes.
Stage 1) Denial. Round 2.
Is that my alarm clock?!?! No way it's been 9 minutes.
Stage 2) Snooze. Round 2.
9 more minutes. I just need 9. More. Minutes.
Stage 3) Acceptance.
Okay. No more snoozing. Must get up. But at least there's coffee.
Stage 4) Hope.
Wait. Maybe class is cancelled. I should check my email. Maybe no one is signed up for our most popular class of the day.
Stage 5) Resignation. Round 2.
Of course class isn't cancelled. Okay. Time to get up. Must get coffee.
Stage 6) Annoyance.
Dog crawls into warm spot in the bed. I feed you AND pick up your poop - you should at least be up when I am up.
Stage 7) Anger.
Where is my sports bra?! Why do I only have one sock?! Why didn't I get organized last night?! It's so much easier when I'm organized. It's like I'm new.
Stage 8) First sip of coffee.
I officially feel sorry for people who don't drink coffee. This is amazing.
Stage 9) Ready to roll.
10 minutes, one cup of coffee, a giant to-go cup and some mascara. Let's do this.
Stage 10) Caffeinated enough to annoy the crap out of my athletes.
That, my friends, is how you get a functional CrossFit coach at 5:30 in the morning.